In the quirky world of literary fiction, every so often, a story comes along that defies expectations and takes readers on an unexpected journey. Mating with Mallows by Nora Noodle is one such tale. This novella (short story — 20 pages) has garnered some attention for its unique blend of humor, surrealism, and, as some readers describe, “a steamy narrative that leaves a lasting impression.”
The story follows our protagonist, Cecilia, who finds herself in a peculiar predicament involving a variety pack of marshmallow bunnies. Yes, you read that right – marshmallow bunnies! These aren’t your average Easter treats, though. They come to life as 6 foot tall marshmallow bunny men. What unfolds is a narrative that spirals into a ridiculous and absurd exploration of desire and confectionery. With descriptions like, “sugary schlong and gelatinous tip”, Mating with Mallows even had me checking to see that I had antifungal cream readily available.
As the protagonist, Cecilia, navigates this bizarre world of sentient marshmallow creatures, we see her grapple with the inherent strangeness of her predicament while also uncovering hidden truths about herself. The marshmallow bunnies, originally thought to be harmless and sweet, take on a more complex role as symbols of untamed desire and the absurdity of the human condition.
“I had never been so full of marshmallow in my life, and something told me that this was just the beginning of this feeling.”
Nora Noodle, Mating with Mallows
Throughout the narrative, the author leads us through a series of comical and thought-provoking scenarios. From Cecilia’s awkward attempts at conversing with the marshmallow bunnies to the existential crisis brought on by their very existence, the story blurs the lines between the ordinary and the absurd. It challenges us to question our own perceptions of reality and pushes the boundaries of conventional storytelling.
“Mating with Mallows” is not just a tale about marshmallow bunnies; it’s a commentary on human nature and the unforeseen consequences of our desires. As Cecilia delves deeper into this confectionery conundrum, she confronts her own desires and fears, making the reader question what it means to truly indulge in one’s passions.
In the end, the narrative takes a surprising turn, leaving readers with a lingering contemplation about the delicate balance between whimsy and the dangers of unchecked desire.
“…the mallows seemed to know exactly what to do, choregraphed Dance of the Sugar Plum Dicks.”
Nora Noodle, Mating with Mallows
One Goodreads reviewer exclaimed, “I have no idea what I just read, but I’m not mad about it at all. Short, steamy, and unique. I’ll never be able to look at bunny peeps the same again!” Another Goodreads reviewer wrote, “…and figured what do I have to lose. I have regrets. I’ll never look at marshmallow candies the same again.”
My rating is 2.5 stars.
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